Mulva Zombie ass kicker!

Synopsis: In this little film from Low Budget Pictures a frumpy chocolate obsessed girl and her morbidly obese friend do battle on Halloween night with the armies of the living dead. Along the way they manage to pick up a myriad of other characters including a guy in a monkey mask, and Bill Cosby obsessed neighbor who is played by a white guy in black face. Together they try to save Mulva’s Halloween.

The Good: Not a damn thing!

The Bad: Well for one the acting is just terrible. Not over the top or cheesy, but wooden and painfully amateurish at best. The story is lacking any real cohesiveness at all. It appears to be nothing more than a series of gags strung together loosely at best by the narrative of Mulva. Characters are introduced and then forgotten rapidly. The makeup effects are done poorly, even by the standards of a low budget movie. Not to mention that the sound drops in and out, making the dialog nearly impossible to understand at times, which in a way may be for the best.

The Score: 0 out of 4

Take my advice; don’t waste your time on this film!

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